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Palestine City Manager: ‘It’s Time to Secure Border with Elkhart’

“When Elkhart sends its people, they’re not sending their best.  They’re sending people that have lots of problems, and they’re bringing those problems with them.  They’re bringing outside influence, rapists and drug dealers.   Some, I assume are good people, but I haven’t met one yet.” PALESTINE, TX–Clad in camouflage and declaring herself in ‘Wendy […]

Palestine’s Beijing Chinese Restaurant Closes After Chairman Mao Chicken Revealed to be Cat Feet

Palestine City Hall To Fly Confederate Flag To Thank Councilman For Keeping Wendy

PALESTINE, TX–Not wasting anytime to secure her job as Palestine city manager, Wendy Ellis is seizing a golden opportunity to court one councilman rumored to have struggled with his decision to fire the embattled city leader.  Her idea was inspired by the recent turmoil about the removal of the Confederate flag from government buildings and the […]

Palestine’s Beijing Chinese Restaurant Closes After Chairman Mao Chicken Revealed to be Cat Feet