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Palestine City Council Awaits Full Moon to Determine City Manager’s Fate

PALESTINE, TX–In a 6-1 decision, the Palestine City Council voted to wait on the next full moon before deciding the fate of City Manager Wendy Ellis. In a motion made by District 1 Councilman Adam Harding, council approved the measure to determine if Ellis will change into a werewolf during a full moon. “I’ve heard […]

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