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Palestine City Manager Announces ‘Walking Dead’ Plan for Zombie Apocalypse

PALESTINE, TX–The City of Palestine will be prepared in the event that the dead rise from their graves to feed on the living, according to an announcement by City Manager Wendy Ellis. “I had fired the former emergency management coordinator for not having a plan like this in place, and, if you want it done […]

Palestine’s downtown business owners vote to eject new downtown club that caters to blacks

Palestine City Manager Shocks Firework Audience by Raising Confederate and Rainbow Flags

PALESTINE, TX–Palestine City Manager Wendy Ellis, who already dedicated an entire week of a Confederate Flag raised above city hall to District 5 Councilman Doug Smith for what she says is his continued support of her and helping her stay employed as the city’s embattled leader, shocked those in attendance at the July 4th Fireworks […]

Palestine’s downtown business owners vote to eject new downtown club that caters to blacks

Palestine City Hall To Fly Confederate Flag To Thank Councilman For Keeping Wendy

PALESTINE, TX–Not wasting anytime to secure her job as Palestine city manager, Wendy Ellis is seizing a golden opportunity to court one councilman rumored to have struggled with his decision to fire the embattled city leader.  Her idea was inspired by the recent turmoil about the removal of the Confederate flag from government buildings and the […]

Palestine’s downtown business owners vote to eject new downtown club that caters to blacks

Palestine City Council Awaits Full Moon to Determine City Manager’s Fate

PALESTINE, TX–In a 6-1 decision, the Palestine City Council voted to wait on the next full moon before deciding the fate of City Manager Wendy Ellis. In a motion made by District 1 Councilman Adam Harding, council approved the measure to determine if Ellis will change into a werewolf during a full moon. “I’ve heard […]

Palestine’s downtown business owners vote to eject new downtown club that caters to blacks