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BREAKING: Palestine Mayor Dyes Peacefully At Home

PALESTINE, TX–Palestine Mayor Bob Herrington dyed peacefully at home tonight. The three term mayor said he was tired of the constant ridicule and jokes about his hair from sources such as The Dogwood Tale, David Letterman, The Daily Show and others about his hair, but could not bring himself to actually get a haircut. “I […]

Palestine’s Beijing Chinese Restaurant Closes After Chairman Mao Chicken Revealed to be Cat Feet

After Success of Palestine’s ‘Movie in the Park’ Comes ‘XXX Movie in the Park’

PALESTINE, TX–The City of Palestine will sponsor an adult film in the park, similar to the family oriented Movie in the Park held recently. In a press release from Laura Westgate, Communications Manager for the City of Palestine, this will be a double feature event. “First, we’ll have Riley Steele in Love Fool, an adult film […]

Palestine’s Beijing Chinese Restaurant Closes After Chairman Mao Chicken Revealed to be Cat Feet

Palestine City Manager: ‘It’s Time to Secure Border with Elkhart’

“When Elkhart sends its people, they’re not sending their best.  They’re sending people that have lots of problems, and they’re bringing those problems with them.  They’re bringing outside influence, rapists and drug dealers.   Some, I assume are good people, but I haven’t met one yet.” PALESTINE, TX–Clad in camouflage and declaring herself in ‘Wendy […]

Palestine’s Beijing Chinese Restaurant Closes After Chairman Mao Chicken Revealed to be Cat Feet