PALESTINE, TX—City of Palestine elections are in full swing as former District 1 Councilmember Will Brule has signed up to seek the position again and sat down with The Dogwood Tale for an exclusive interview.
Brule said his goal is to genetically engineer a better Palestine resident and, he means it. The most important part of his platform, he says, is the opening of Planned Parenthood clinics within the city.
“Abortion is the one tool we can use to control the rise of this negative part of our population,” Brule said. “Take, for example, our current mayor. Can you imagine if he were allowed to reproduce? What that could mean?”
Brule announced that one Planned Parenthood clinic will open in the coming months.
Brule, a strong supporter of abortion, said that the city would require abortions of some residents and others upon careful review of their status in the community.
“We need to limit the birth of poor people, people with opinions that differ from mine and people who dislike former city manager Wendy Ellis,” Brule explained.
Brule explained that abortion would be used with forced pregnancy using his and former Mayor Therrell Thomas’ sperm.
“We wanted to use [District 6 Councilman] Steve Presley’s sperm, but he can never produce a usable amount even when we tried to collect it on a private Polar Express excursion. Mine and Therrell’s will be enough.”
Women selected to be impregnated will be selected based on the first two digits of their water account number and following an extensive interview process. Those that refuse will be fined, Brule explained.